How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?
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R.I.P Billy Mays
The official memorial page of the greatest advertiser ever.
Happy Graduation, Class of 2013
We’re proud of you all. The world is your oyster, go get ‘em!
LOL Nailed it!
In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him.
(Source: oathkeeping)
A police officer was killed this week here in Arizona. Today is his daughter’s kindergarten graduation, and because he couldn’t be there, the rest of the force showed up to represent him.
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